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  • Home
  • Chapters
    • All You Need to Know
    • Health
    • Politics and The Media
    • Short Stories
    • Chapter 5
    • A Christmas Story, 2007
    • Words, Phrases, and Quotes
    • Money
    • Baseball
    • Odds and Ends
    • Good Reads
    • If
    • Graduation 2022
    • Pete
    • Wrap-Up

Words, Phrases, Quotes, and Mike-isms


Respect what you climb on
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Nobody cares, work harder
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Young men and speed
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Porky
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Seeing a bus as kids: "D'ohhh"
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Seeing a car carrier as kids: "D'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Top shelf where momma hides the cookies!
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MH35's
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Young men and alcohol
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Neeeever walk the leadoff man
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"Get off my back!"
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The mountain doesn't care
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A single, a walk, and a 3-run homer 
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"I mean no disrespect, but you gotta be better"
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Know where on the Earth you are

I think we nicked the prop

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Amurrrca
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Move your bodies faster!
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Can't teach that
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Eat. It's America, they'll make more.
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​Be adventurous, be crazy, be wild. Don't be stupid.
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​Mike - [email protected]